oh, come on! were you forgetting that this is a college! i know that this place can be a little dramatic at times, and have it's fair share of distractions, but it is a place of education! so just promise me you'll turn up to class? please? because if you don't, you'll end up doing the worst jobs imaginable, or you'll end up with no job whatsoever. or... you'll end up president or something... shh.
